Hooligan Cookie

"You pick up some fans and a handful of haters along the way."

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Friend:
There's nothing worse than death.
Me:
Final seasons.
Me:
Post-concert depression.
Me:
When there's no food.
Me:
Fictional characters dying.
Me:
Hipster blogs.
Me:
Crying over bands.
Me:
When ships aren't canon.
Friend:
....
Me:
When penises appear on your dash while your mother is watching.